Monday, September 18, 2006

Robin Williams - The Plan for the United States

Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says "I love New York" in Arabic.

You gotta love Robin Williams...... Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the *perfect* plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.

Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!) "I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I haven't heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan."

1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs...past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good 'ole' boys", oh no...we will never "interfere" again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world. We'll start off with Germany,South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines. They don't want us there.

Now we'll have enough guys, we'll station troops at OUR borders. No more sneaking through holes in the fence, no WAY!

3) All illegal aliens would have 90 days to get their affairs together and LEAVE. [We'll even give them a free trip home]. After 90 days, the remainder would be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they were, or who they were related to! They're illegal!!! France will LOVE them!

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don 't hide here. Political asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5) No foreign "students" over age 21...the older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby!!!

6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a *temporary* drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while .

7) We will offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we'll go someplace else. *They* can go somewhere else too, to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

8) If there's a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides, most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer.

Oh , I almost forgot,The Language we speak is ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE...

Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?

"The Statue of Liberty will no longer say "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?'" [It's about time for a change for the Old Girl....after all, remember, she came from FRANCE!]

Make it a great day!

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