1)Blamestorming - A group process where participants analyze a failed project and look for scapegoats other than themselves.
2)Death by Tweakage - When a product or project fails due to unnecessary tinkering or too many last-minute revisions.
3)BMWs - Bitchers, moaners and whiners.
4)Clockroaches - Employees who spend most of their day watching the clock - instead of doing their jobs.
5)Plutoed - To be unceremoniously dumped or relegated to a lower position without an adequate reason or explanation.
6)Prairie Dogging - A modern office phenomenon. Occurs when workers simultaneously pop their heads up out of their cubicles to see what's going on.
7)Carbon-based Error - Error caused by a human, not a computer (which we assume would be a silicon-based error).
8)Menoporsche - Male menopause. Symptoms include a sudden lack of energy, crankiness and the overpowering urge to buy a Porsche.
9)Adminisphere - The upper levels of management where big, impractical and counterproductive decisions are made.
10)Deja Poo - The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
11)Bobbleheading - The mass nod of agreement by participants in a meeting to comments made by the boss even though most have no idea what he/she just said.
12)Ringtone Rage - The violent response by cube mates after hearing your annoying cell phone ringtone for the 15th time.
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