Redneck Pick-up Lines

It's Friday! I hope you have a great weekend. Here are a few redneck pick-up lines to start your weekend off with a laugh:

• If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.
• You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.
• Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
• My Love fer you is like diarrhea ...I can't hold it in.
• And, lastly, "I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room."

Good luck today and make it a great day!

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